This person said it best.

This person said it best.

http://all-the-ships-are-sailing.tumblr.com/post/98946628113/drunkette-all-the-ships-are-sailing-um-guys

mentally-maladjusted:

all-the-ships-are-sailing:

drunkette:

all-the-ships-are-sailing:

Um guys. Sim Frankie was just abducted by aliens. I haven’t seen this in sims 3. Do male sims get alien pregnant life sims 2 or no? Help. Cause they just adopted another baby cause sim zach wanted one.

i just died laughing oh my god

I didn’t even…

This is my favorite thing in the world, right now.  Bless you!  It hurts to laugh this hard.

I’m glad my sims provide entertainment. Haha.

Anonymous Asked:
who are the bad fans he followed? name a few?

For one: amy. @fruitloopd1ngus she’s like 15 or something and tweets him (and drew for that matter) really sexual things.

And just various others. Amy is really the one that I noticed most because I used to follow her.

drunkette:

all-the-ships-are-sailing:

Um guys. Sim Frankie was just abducted by aliens. I haven’t seen this in sims 3. Do male sims get alien pregnant life sims 2 or no? Help. Cause they just adopted another baby cause sim zach wanted one.

i just died laughing oh my god

I didn’t even realize what was happening. There were weird lights in the back yard and Frankie went to investigate. And well he was abducted. I don’t know how to feel about it. The moodlet says “Abducted: Frankie can’t help but feel a little…probed. What happened up there??”

Um guys. Sim Frankie was just abducted by aliens. I haven’t seen this in sims 3. Do male sims get alien pregnant life sims 2 or no? Help. Cause they just adopted another baby cause sim zach wanted one.

zankiedoodle:

How to respond to exes who treated you horribly. Thanks for teaching me something, zankie.

zankiedoodle:

How to respond to exes who treated you horribly. Thanks for teaching me something, zankie.

louisandlarrystyles:

Zach just followed a twitter that had the Zach cheek kiss photo as their picture.

Stop freaking out and over-analyzing!

(I kinda just did, but that’s not the point)

pinkhatsquad:

I know this kinda goes without saying but please follow frankie if you don’t already!

kathyyjane:

I feel like it’s harder to get a follow if you don’t have a twitter name about the celebrity you want to notice you. Shoot!!

I changed my header to zach. And updated my bio in hopes. But I have nothing to show for it.

thisbrief-eternity:

it’s impossible to get a zach follow

frankie’s follower count is dropping

there are people trying to make “zerez” a thing

we don’t know for sure if frankie’s going to florida this weekend

This is one of those days where in eternally grateful that I have genetically abnormally low blood pressure because if I didn’t I’d be concerned fire my heart.

intellectualsuicide:

Just casually bringing this back

intellectualsuicide:

Just casually bringing this back

Anonymous Asked:
zach favorited perez's tweet..........why zachary.

*sigh* I don’t know. But that boy should wake up now.

Anonymous Asked:
eh but he followed a bunch of the rude people/anti frankie/zankie. this isn't good. if he sees his fans don't like him then he won't post anything with him. :(

But he also followed kim. Who is super sweet and posts mostly frankie. I think he’ll realize that some of his fans are just thirsty teenagers that what his D. I hope he’s smart enough for that. He’s followed a few zankie shippers and a few zychos. There’s a mix.

Anonymous Asked:
He's at 977k what happened :c

I don’t understand. But everyone needs to go follow him immediately. We can’t let this happen.